MAN. I love parties.

"This game blows!"

Uh, hello? Hello, hello?
Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night.
I actually worked in that office before you, I'm finishing up my last week now as a matter of fact, so.

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Man, I remember when this was plastered on every flash game site's front page.
Good memories with this, great job.

DOOM really does run on anything.

comically large amounts of badass

"Leaping Lasagna! Looks like that diet did more harm than good!"

Mario has good taste in weaponry.